✌ Hey yo Tony where'd u get that fresh pepperoni? ✌

fifithefangirl:

when your friend in another country is sad:

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I’m on my way


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hatin:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo


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cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is


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guy:

wow i like u *double taps u like an instagram post*


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methhomework:

"i’ve never masturbate"

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keep-the-pieces: Can you draw a jealous jellyfish?

bewbin:

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aparselmouthspatronous:

dickinyourmonument:

ohyousillypotato:

so i was just taking a shower and a guitar pick fell out of my hair

i don’t play guitar

maybe it was god telling you you rock

no no, he picked you


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rollerdiscoking:

☆スペースラブディスコ☆ 1994

rollerdiscoking:

スペースラブディスコ 1994


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