But you keep the car on, while you're waiting out front

thefatgawd:

jackanthonyfernandez:

baremidriffs3:

hemofilia:

I AM ABOUT TO LOSE IT 

WJAT

WHAT ON EARTH

They sound like they from Lafayette

officialunitedstates:

when I was 6 years old we were at the train station waiting for the train and I saw a kid a bit older than me go put a penny on a track and then wait for the train to run over it so it got flat and I got jealous and wanted to outdo him so I but a $1 bill on the track.  that was the day I found out paper is already flat

jewist:

untitled by vlvelvet on Flickr.

everniam:

keep your friends close and your laptop charger closer

officialunitedstates:

my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw.  half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down

people’s reaction when i’m talking

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people’s reaction when you’re talking…

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olivergaskarth:

thefoxalchemist:

falloutwookie:

I feel like everyone on the internet needs to see this

Everyone in the WORLD needs to see this.

This is so important

bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

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Dreams of clean teeth
✌ Hey yo Tony where'd u get that fresh pepperoni? ✌
I can tell that you're tired
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